Mutoscope Numerology Vending Machine Cards

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With the Mutoscope Numerology cards, the buyer got a mildly risque joke and matching cartoon, plus a set of lucky numbers to bet, framed in a border of talismanic charms

My collection of Mutoscope Numerology cards is not yet complete. If the set is like most, it contains 32 cards, of which i have 31. I will be adding the final card here when i find it -- but what i have gathered so far represents 15 years of collecting, so wish me luck.

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1-15-823:A girl can be a little dear or a little bare. [Not shown here yet.]

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1-23-983: A woman "up in the air' harping about something isn't always an angel. [Not shown here yet.]

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1-65-982: The only way a farmer can keep his sons on the farm is to move to the city.

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1-88-801: There's no fool like an old fool -- he's had mre practice.

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2-40-701: If you want to marry a fortune, go widow-shopping.

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2-48-924: Best way to fight a woman is with your hat -- grab it and run.

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3-54-236: There's more in a grapefruit than meets the eye.

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3-57-453: The good die young, and the old die for various reasons.

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3-95-623: A woman belives [sic] the only way to hold a man is down. [Not shown here yet.]

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4-98-238: A husband doesn't mind if his wife comes from a fine old family, as long as she doesn't bring them with her.

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5-23-792: Some give happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. [Not shown here yet.]

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5-28-531 [Not shown here yet]: Love makes time pass, and time makes love pass. [Not shown here yet.]

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5-81-227: A friend in need is a friend to keep away from.

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5-90-663: A new groom sweeps clean. [Not shown here yet.]

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6-35-777: The girl with a future avoids the man with a past.

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6-52-632: People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses.

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6-84-528: A wife does a man good, but a gold digger does him better. [Not shown here yet.]

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6-99-696: Rarely does a card-player reach the pinochle of success.

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7-18-420: Today's liquor is tomorrow's hangover.

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7-27-497: A woman's as old as she looks; a man is old when he quits looking. [Not shown here yet.]

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7-39-843: The "pun" is mightier than the sword.

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Some men don't fish; they just drown worms.

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8-17-500: When you ask for the daughter's hand, watch the father's foot,

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8-32-567: Love is blind -- lovers depend on their sense of feeling.

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8-57-648: The girl who's pretty as a picture has a nice frame too. [Not shown here yet.]

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8-68-388: Some girls get all the men they like, other[s] like all the men they get.

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8-92-421: It's fun to be fooled --- with. [Not shown here yet.]

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9-14-211: Gossips are the spies of life. [Not shown here yet.]

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9-18-328:

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9-19-982: When money talks, women always listen. [Not shown here yet.]

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961-700: Nudists grin and bare it. [Not shown here yet.]

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 ??? Still in the wild.